Welcome to the official LUCC Swim Chart!
In every group of friends there is an idiot. This eejit seems incapable of performing the simplest of tasks without falling flat on their face. Well good news! At LUCC we quantify stupidity, and award that lovable twassock with a prize at the end of the year at the Summer Meal (usually something embarrassing they must wear for the entire night).
HOWEVER… LUCC appears to have more than its fair share of plonkers, so this year, there shall be 2 charts and 3 prizes! The classic Swim Chart will have 2 winners – the Overall Winner, and the Swimmiest Fresher (though a true keeno fresher could win both). This shall be augmented by the Skid Chart – Any fails involving the vechicles of our loving drivers (since without fail they zoom to the top of the chart as quickly as they take corners).
Furthermore this year ALL boating trips count – including mates boating – If you put yourself on a hard river, It’s not my fault if you end up upsidedown!
Here is the scoring chart for this year, there aren't many changes from last year:
1 for a sketch (any dodgy moment, not including a roll, swim or pin)
1 for deck faff of any sort
2 for a roll/ T rescue
5 for bank assistance/a green card in polo/getting lost
And if there are any other moments you can think of that aren't on that list, record them and points will be added as to what we think is suitable.
Happy boating xxx
P.s - A handy link to cleanse your soul in the eyes of the river gods -
And As Promised the Skid Chart - for when your Driver leaves you needing new pants.